May 2013
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Eunoia, by Christian Bök →
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The word eunoia, which literally means beautiful thinking, is the shortest word in English that contains all five vowels. Eunoia is a five-chapter book by Christian Bök in which each chapter is a univocal lipogram (the first chapter has A as its only vowel, the second chapter only E, etc.). Each vowel takes on a distinct personality: the I is egotistical...
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
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TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
and, and look at this:
“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”
HELL nO.
WELP
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( ´ ▽ ` )ノ✿ You dropped this
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(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ ` ) please take care of it okay?
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..Okay
(✿◕‿◕) ヾ( ´ ▽ ` ) I need to go now, please stay safe!
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timewarp-grrrl:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the...
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Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
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norulesnobras:
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a...
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yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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phanesh:
jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
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What are you doing here?: fandomentanglement:... →
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scifigrl47:
I’m at point at which I realize my playlist for writing “Hollow Your Bones” is probably not good for my mental health, and I love it anyway.
((As always, I make no excuses or offer no explanations for my ‘eclectic’ taste in music, and with this much…
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I hate submitting essays online more than five minutes before the deadline, because I always have that feeling- the creeping feeling of dread that makes you not want to submit the essay even though you know its a good essay, because what if you made a stupid mistake or what if you think of something amazing like five minutes before the deadline or what if what if what if.
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rufinoski:
the sequel is about roxy finding the pictures.
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fox-c-interests:
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aleetlepinch:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
It’s sonata their room, thet need to Bach off.
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axto:
aleetlepinch:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
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belaroos:
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belaroos:
i’d sell my soul for just one popular text post
OH fCUK NO WE’RE NOT GONNA DO THAT
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lokiaintevenbovvered:
venusaurphobia:
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY
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imagine-dragonlords:
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If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
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Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
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ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
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The Katana myth again...
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The Japanese sword is a good weapon. What it’s not is some weird combination of Excalibur and lightsabre.
The European longsword is a good weapon. What it’s not is some weird combination of iron club and barbell.
It would be easy to adopt the approach displayed by some, er, uncritically enthusiastic katana-fans, which is to hit capslock, shout, swear and diss every other...
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