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an epic trilogy

(Reblogged from finallyahero)

momma-loki:

scaffalipienidivita:

luminell:

scyllaya:

smilingoera:

That is Fenrir Loki’s son.

The other piece of metal on that belt on his chest has a snake on it. That must be Jörmungandr :)

See:

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#DOES THIS MEAN HE JUST PUT HIS CHILDREN ALL OVER HIS ARMOR #I AM FUCKING SCREAMING

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See, Odin? This is an A+ in parenting.

crying because my baby is such a good daddy

(Reblogged from chellociraptor)

I am the beast, I am the light

I am the blighted being cursed with sight

I am the god who created a world

I am leviathan, the girl.

(Source: jazzidraws)

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I hate submitting essays online more than five minutes before the deadline, because I always have that feeling- the creeping feeling of dread that makes you not want to submit the essay even though you know its a good essay, because what if you made a stupid mistake or what if you think of something amazing like five minutes before the deadline or what if what if what if.

distraction:

everyone should reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it

distraction:

everyone should reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it

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(Reblogged from natcat5)

volantedesign:

The Kestrel, by Volante Design.

http://volantedesign.us

Light weight but durable, and our most comfortable jacket to date. Made from light/mid weight denim and fully lined. Perfect for cool spring days and summer nights. Gauntlet-style cuffs are half denim, half cotton knit, and made to stretch and fit your wrist, making for a comfortable snug fit that keeps the sleeve out of the way.

Available in mens and womens cuts, seven sizes each, and four major color schemes. Each one is hand made and produced within the domestic USA.

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derpkittenseverywhere:

This is probably my favorite Fandomstuck gif.

derpkittenseverywhere:

This is probably my favorite Fandomstuck gif.

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(Reblogged from natcat5)

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the sequel is about roxy finding the pictures.

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karnythia:

Reporter: So, why do you write these strong female characters?
Joss Whedon:
Because you’re still asking me that question.

The question should be “Why do you write seemingly strong women and then punish them for that strength?” I see a lot of characters in this set who got shit on by Joss not to mention at least one actress he fired for the crime of getting pregnant.

A friend of mine likes to challenge “Joss Whedon, Feminist” acolytes to name a female character on Buffy who doesn’t die or go crazy.

I feel like this game could be expanded to find lead female characters who don’t die, go crazy, or lose a loved one in a gruesome way as part of their suffering. Bonus points if they get to the end without anyone threatening to rape them or trying to rape them. There has to be at least one right?

If we include those, we may as well be playing bingo. Joss Whedon’s female characters’ punishments: collect them all!

Who gets mind wiped? Who gets beaten? Who watches everything she ever loved burn? It’s a game for all ages! Bonus points for the ones who die without ever having gotten to live!

I might have feelings about Kendra. A lot of them.

Goddamit, and now I feel compelled to do an actual tally of his original female characters, albeit offhand and from memory. So:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy - two deaths, one rape threat, one attempted rape, two sexual assaults, one dead parent.

Willow - one rape threat, two breaks with sanity, one dead girlfriend.

Cordelia - damselled about a billion times, one attempted forced marriage.

Anya -  one rape threat, dead.

Tara - dead.

Kendra - dead.

Faith - multiple breaks with sanity.

Ms Calender - dead.

Joyce - dead.

Dawn - one attempted forced marriage, one dead parent.

Darla - dead.

Drusilla - multiple breaks with sanity.

[I don’t know enough about angel, I cut this part]

Firefly

Kaylee - one rape threat.

River - multiple breaks with sanity.

Zoe - one dead husband.

Inara - one threat of sexual assault.

[I don’t know enough about doll house, I cut this part]

I should probably leave this hornet’s nest alone.  But I’m pissed off right now, because today I learned people think Joss Whedon is sexist for putting his female characters through the wringer.

As if a fundamental part of the hero’s journey isn’t suffering, having loved ones die, or dying themselves.  As if he doesn’t do that to EVERYONE he writes.  Here are some of his male characters’ trials, in the same form as above (and this is just the stuff I remember off the top of my head):

Giles - one dead lover/dear friend, brutally tortured at least once

Xander - one threat of sexual assault, implied childhood abuse, at least one break with reality (that made him leave Anya at the altar), one dead lover, loses an eye

Spike - sexually assaulted by his mother, attempted forced marriage (the same spell that got Buffy), brutally tortured, at least one break with sanity, one death

Riley - turned into a meat puppet by Frankensoldier Adam

Angel - tortured in hell, at least one death, lots of other stuff I don’t remember because Angel bores me

Wash - brutally tortured, dead

Mal - brutally tortured

Book - dead

And what do I see when I look at the female characters listed above?

Buffy - survives the series with a hopeful heart, comes up with a plan to break an explicitly patriarchal tradition, saves the world a lot, allowed to be flawed and messy and still strong

Willow - survives the series, finds love again after the death of her soulmate, grows from an awkward high school girl to a junkie to the most powerful witch in history

Dawn - survives the series, grows from an annoying little sister to a competent young woman

Faith - survives the series, seemingly a “bad girl” stereotype who actually has depth and a compelling misled-by-evil-(and-love) —> redemption arc

Cordelia - seemingly a “shallow girl” stereotype who actually has depth and comes through when her friends need her despite being out of her element

Anya - a former monster who switches sides, finds and loses love but consciously steps away from deadly coping mechanisms, can run a store better than Giles,  illuminates humanity in compelling ways

Tara - shy and unassuming, wise and compassionate and forgiving. She can’t beat up monsters, but that’s okay, she’s still part of the team.

For fuck’s sake.  It’s supernatural genre television, not tiptoeing through fields of daisies.  People will die.  People will be threatened.  Sometimes it will happen as a plot device.  If you write a lot of female characters (I saw something earlier like the percentage of women in primetime shows is like 17%, which Whedon obviously blows out of the water), a lot of them are going to have horrible things happen to them.

But what Whedon does that’s so different from most is he writes female characters as people.  He doesn’t portray stereotypical femininity and strength as mutually exclusive.  He shows that physical strength isn’t the only “real” strength they can have.  He gives them diverse personalities and shows how they’re all powerful and weak in their own way.  He lets them grow and evolve organically.  He lets them be compelling villains.  He lets them be sympathetic victims.  He lets them be fearless warriors for good.  Sometimes all three.  He lets them make horrible mistakes and successfully atone for them.  He shows them suffering for plot-related reasons, doesn’t shy away from the after-effects (versus, say, Deanna Troi in TNG - so much of the stuff that happened to her was gratuitous) and shows them getting back up.

Also, don’t you dare pretend Joyce’s death can be reduced to part of some anti-feminist pattern (for three separate characters, no less.  And the fact that Buffy even had a parent in the first place is unusual for the hero archetype).  That kind of thing actually happens in the real world, it was handled with incredible sensitivity and realism, and watching Buffy and Dawn go through the grieving process is something many people relate to intensely.  It’s fantastic writing.  It’s good conflict.  It’s good television.

If anyone is writing off Joss’ female characters, it’s you.  It’s the people who act like these characters are little more than a list of tragic and biased casualties, and fuck everything else they accomplish.

^*slow claps it out*

Oh my God.

Thank you. I have been told a million times that Joss is anti-feminist and every time I’ve tried to argue against that but I haven’t been able to do it this magnificently.

oh my GOD.

I was SO HOPING when I saw this pop up on my dash AGAIN that someone had finally added the eloquently-worded rebuttal to it that I feel I am incapable of writing because the only Jossverse show I know backwards/forwards/inside and out is Firefly, lol. (I mean, I have watched a significant portion of his other stuff too, just not in the I-can-write-eloquent-meta-about-this-source-material way.)

“Bad shit happens to this character” is not the same as “the writers are mistreating this character in a fundamentally problematic way,” particularly when the character lives in a universe where bad shit happens all the time. I love that fandom means consuming entertainment mindfully instead of mindlessly, but I feel like sometimes certain subsets of fandom have a tendency to make the evidence fit their desired conclusion instead of the other way around.

Ultimately, no one is perfect, including Joss Whedon. There are issues he could have handled with more sensitivity, there are maybe some jokes he shouldn’t have written. But that’s because he’s a human being and human beings make mistakes. His mistakes don’t invalidate all the great stuff he has also done, however, or negate the positive effect he has had and continues to have on women in media.

Just wanted to add that I’m crying right now as I’m reading this because I am one of those people that Buffy helped by going through what she went through. I have bipolar disorder and dealing with depression is a huge part of that. Buffy helped me get through a really difficult time right before I was diagnosed. I was re-watching it and I connected so much with the feelings of numbness and despair she was going through. I saw myself through her and then I saw her slowly getting better. Shortly after I finally made the decision to seek help. Oh, and just FYI, he wrote The Body episode based on his mother’s death. So don’t you dare say that Joss Whedon treats his female characters like they’re only a trope. When his characters went through horrible things it was teaching us how we might go through horrible things, but still be able to come out the other side. His characters consistently had more depth of character and are more multi-faceted than most male or female characters on network tv, past or present.

JUST FUCKING THANK YOU.

Heroes are your heroes BECAUSE THEY SURVIVE, not because NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THEM EVER.

(Source: hxcfairy)

(Reblogged from aurimynonys)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

(Source: brennablueskies)

(Reblogged from natcat5)